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Just Remember You Were The Sperm That W Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
Unknown
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Remember all the men who have died. Remember all the battles fought. Remember all the tears families cried. Remember it was freedom the soldiers brought.
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Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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The past is what you remember, imagine you remember, convince yourself you remember, or pretend you remember.
Harold Pinter
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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I remember everything I remember all the moves. I remember you yeah I remember the nights, you know I still do.
Bryan Adams
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Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.
Albus Dumbledore
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad... but never forget to remember the things that made you glad, always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue, but never forget to remember those that stuck by you, always remember to forget the troubles that have passed away, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day...
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