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Lazy People Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lazy People Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
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Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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