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Lazy People Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
Jaylon Hillsman
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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Fanatic is often the name given to people of action by people who are lazy.
Bryant H McGill
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.
Foghorn Leghorn
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden
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F*ck lazy people! Don't complain if you're not a hustler. If you're older than 18 you should know by now lots of people have ace's so you better keep a royal flush.
Stephanie Cook
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The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.
Florence Nightingale
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Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
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I hate doing favors for people sometimes. Especially when someone is just too lazy to do it themselves.
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Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
Marquis De Vauvenargues
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