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Microwave Oven Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Microwave Oven" sorted by relevance. 71 matching entries found.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
Unknown
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
Unknown
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi
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A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked.
Delia Smith
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
228 Likes
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
Unknown
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
360
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If she still uses an Easy Bake Oven, she's too young for you bro!
Unknown
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We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it.
Jose Marti
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Kevin Hart
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I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!
Michael Landon
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
Unknown
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
Unknown
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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