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Mom N Dad Status For New Born Baby Quotes & Sayings
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
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My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic.
Jane Horrocks
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I didn't really grow up with my dad. I met my dad a couple of times throughout my life. When my mom was pregnant with me, he was in Aerosmith and didn't want to have anything to do with it. It was pretty much my mom and me; the two of us. I was really mad at him for leaving.
Minka Kelly
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Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
Kurt Cobain
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My dad was the baby. When he was born they were already successful. They sent him to business school - he probably would have loved to have been a poet or a writer or something, and he was very creative.
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Before I was born, my mom was rapping. My dad was into rapping too. By the time I was here, I was surrounded by music.
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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I was born and raised in the high desert of Nevada in a tiny town called Searchlight. My dad was a hard rock miner. My mom took in wash. I grew up around people of strong values - even if they rarely talked about them.
Harry Reid
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. You get so many invites...partying has never interested me. My dad was a drug addict. There's something about watching your dad go through heroin withdrawal when you're 11. It's not interesting anymore. I'm not individualizing this. There are lots of kids that deal with this. I'm an '80s baby; that's what was going on.
Shia Labeouf
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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I'm more like my father, personality-wise. But my mom and I get alone really well, obviously, because my mom and my dad get along so well.
Jenna Bush
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My mom was black and my dad is Jewish, and I lost my mom when I was seven. That made me feel really different from other kids.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!
Matthew McConaughey
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Mom and Dad, For 50 years, youve been the ones who showed us how to live. Your marriage demonstrates it best, how to love and how to give. You always had a helping hand, a smile and a dose of cheer; Your selfless, sweet devotion kept us sheltered, year by year. Youve dealt with life like champions for half a century now; Youve blessed all those who know you; Mom and Dad, please take a bow!
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I was born on that planet. And so was my mom and so was my dad. And that makes me officially the last human being in this room. 'Cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened 'til there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin.
Rose Tyler
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