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Omg My Phone Its Black Quotes & Sayings
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My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'
Blake Griffin
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White people: 'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' Black people: 'OH HELL YEAH ni... THIS IS MY SHIT!'
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Every black kid knows about that voice they moms make when they are on the phone with important people...be trying sound white and so proper.
Unknown
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Uh huh, you know what it is, Every whip I do it in, the rims super big, If you want somethin' see the whip transform, 1 button, Seat leaned back, got the yellow inside, On that black camaro, black camaro, black camaro, black camero, My beat hangin' out, got carmelo on the side, And they black and yellow black and yellow.
T-Pain
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Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's defined by it's background,whether your past is in Steel Mills, or Cotton Fields; whether you bled or cried during struggles; whether you acknowledge it or not, Black is inside. Defined by your racial background,the blood that flows deep in your veins. Black is not defined by the media, so before you ask me if I'm Black, take a look at what Black was before. Before Rap, before Hip-Hop, before Blues became Rock 'n Roll, before slave masters commanded slave ships, Before Jesus came, even before the Hebrew's hardship, Black was Black. And they didn't need the media to tell them that.
Kamanda Ndama
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Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Tom Cole
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When I used to live in the Brewster Projects, I always thought it would be fantastic to have a phone. I would dream about a phone.
Florence Ballard
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Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack.
French Montana
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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Its a celebration of black excellence. Black tie, black Maybachs. Black excellence, opulence, decadence. Tuxes next to the president.
Jay-Z
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OMG! why they jeans so tight?
New Boyz
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Praying to a sky all black. Looking at the stars like they finna talk back. Looking at my phone like she finna call back but last night I feel like probably ended all that.
Big Sean
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blowin' up her mobile phone so she can send you a box Son, I sit inside my residence and thank God I'm blessed with this poetical gift evident in every ghetto like graffiti and crack sales and cabs that won't stop for Black Males.
Cormega
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The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.
Unknown
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