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Poop And Farts Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Poop And Farts" sorted by relevance. 25 matching entries found.
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If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
Unknown
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I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.
Unknown
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
Olivia Munn
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He called the shit poop!
Billy Madison
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Every time I get excited I have to poop.
Snooki
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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.
Unknown
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Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?
Pete Wentz
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
Unknown
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Unknown
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
Unknown
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?
The Rock
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jerry Seinfeld
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What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out.
Steve Spurrier
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
Unknown
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
Unknown
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