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Reading Facebook Like Its The Morning Paper Quotes & Sayings
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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
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My grandfather was a newspaper publisher and his paper had all the comics in NYC, so some of my earliest memories are of reading the family paper and heading straight for the comics insert.
Rick Moody
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
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The American reading his Sunday paper in a state of lazy collapse is perhaps the most perfect symbol of the triumph of quantity over quality... Whole forests are ground into pulp to minister to our triviality
Irving Babbit
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who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
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The HoLee model was the first term structure model. I remember reading their paper soon after it was published and as it was fairly different from many of the other papers that I had read, I had to read it quite a few times. I realized that it was a really important paper.
John Hull
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Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
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Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep.
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Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced friendships and a terrible source of depression
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I think what has happened to our basketball team, we've been badly distracted. They're not reading too many positive things in the paper.
Bill Russell
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I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.
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When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books You will be reading meanings.
Harold S Geneen
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Miranda Priestly: Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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