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Restaurant Menu Quotes & Sayings
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Unknown
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Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.
Robert M Pirsig
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Wisdom is never on the menu, you have to own the restaurant.
Carrie Latet
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
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I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Ralph Wiggum
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I'm lucky that my restaurant partners are my wife Liz and Doug Petkovic. We opened our first restaurant over 15 years ago. And we didn't open up our second restaurant for almost ten years. So that gave us a good foundation of employees.
Michael Symon
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Well, I got people that help me with the restaurant. I don't have to be at the restaurant 24 hours a day.
Mickey Gilley
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Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas, so when he wanted to do business in Los Angeles, he went into the back of our restaurant to use the telephone.
Esther Williams
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You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And you say, That might be fun for a night. The idea is to be just famous enough that when you walk into a restaurant, the maitred' says, Oh, I have a nice table.
Fred Willard
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No menu with karma, you get what you deserve.
Unknown
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I'm like an expensive menu...you can look but you can't afford!
Anna Kournikova
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I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!
Anna Kournikova
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Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
William E Geist
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
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Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he don't check out the menu.
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The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.
Beyonce Knowles
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I dont mind spending money on a girl but if all you do is bi... about it, well then I'm taking your a.. to the dollar menu.
Unknown
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Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses.
Rosalind Russell
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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