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Screwing Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Screwing Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
Unknown
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Is screwing up and asking for forgiveness to much to ask for?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
Walter F Ulmer
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I know my shit already tight so I ain't screwing with it.
Lil Wayne
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Here's a takehome box since your screwing my leftovers.
Brooke Davis
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I know the territory, I've been around. It'll all turn to dust, and we'll fall down, and sooner or later you'll be screwing around.
Meat Loaf
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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
Barry Diller
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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Attention female species, if you don't want to keep getting hurt stop screwing over the good ones for people who aren't worth your time.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
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Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer
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I'm way to gone, what the fu.. Im a doing. Wake up in the morning, who the fu.. am I screwing?
Young Jeezy
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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.
Unknown
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it.
Henry David Thoreau
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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