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Simple Receipt Turn Out To Be Delici Quotes & Sayings
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Living is simple, Loving is simple, Laughing is simple. Winning is also very simple but living your life in a SIMPLE way is DIFFICULT.
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I just like simplicity. I like simple songs, I like simple chords, simple vocals, simple lead guitar. I just like simplicity. That's just the way I like it.
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Simple goodbye can make us cry. Simple joke can make us laugh. And...a simple care can make us fall in love.
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I wish love came with a receipt.
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Turn up the music, cause this song just came on. Turn up the music, if they try to turn us down. Turn up the music, can I hear it til the speakers blow. Turn up the music, fill your cup and drink it down.
Chris Brown
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I remember the first time I had s.. - I kept the receipt.
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See, I done seen nights turn to day.s Love turn to hate, hugs turn to laids. ni...s turn to sirs, Andre to Spades. Cause when it turns real, thats when everybody turns fake.
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So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile; So simple is to win, So simply Good morning.
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I'm the era of the juice crew, don't let that dookie noose you. 1 and 1 is 2, its just as simple as Blue's Clues. The nine will get most of you, turn yourself around. For he who want to run up and earn himself a crown.
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White people you did not get a receipt for ni...s, you can not return us!
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ni...s say they paid they dues, well I'm checking your receipt.
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Everyday is a gift. Which usually doesn't have a receipt and a horrible refund policy.
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Sometimes you're driving and you take a wrong turn, you realize it, and turn around. Sometimes you keep going straight because you're always afraid of making that wrong turn. Only rarely, though, do you get the chance to take a turn, not knowing where it will take you, but you gotta go all in just in the thrill of finding out.
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Every shoot is hot; when I'm out, I'm spotted. They gone frame the receipt if I sign the dotted.
Nicki Minaj
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Simple music can make you sing, a simple hug can make you feel better, simple things can make you happy. I hope that my simple HI will make you smile.
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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