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Stand Up And Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Tell me what do you do when you've done all you can and it seems like you can't make it through? Well you just stand, stand, stand, don't you dare give up. Through the storm, through the rain, through the hurt , stand through the pain, hold on, be strong, God will step in and it won't be long.
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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So I will stand more steadfastly for the things I stand up for, like people who work for a living. I'd like to be able to stand that way when I go to Congress.
John Murray
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Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
Bob Marley
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
Bob Marley
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Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
Bob Marley
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Give to us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for - because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything.
Peter Marshall
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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