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Steve Jobs Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Steve Jobs
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
Unknown
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3 Jobs that changed the world: Hand, Blow and Steve.
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You have to be burning with 'An idea, or a problem, or a wrong that you want to right.' If you're not passionate enough from the start, you'll never stick it out.
Steve Jobs
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You know what, Steve Jobs is real nice to me. He lets me be an employee and that's one of the biggest honors of my life.
Steve Wozniak
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My girlfriend always laughs during s.. -- no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
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Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984.
Kevin Mitnick
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Tim Cook is really an excellent...very much gives the appearance of speaking and thinking the way Steve Jobs does. So in the short term, I dont expect any real changes in Apple.
Steve Wozniak
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As a parent and a citizen, I'll take a Bill Gates or Warren Buffett over Steve Jobs every time. If we must have billionaires, better they should ignore Jobs's example and instead embrace the morality and wisdom of the great industrialist-philanthropist Andrew Carnegie.
Eric Alterman
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Steve Jobs didn't really set the direction of my Apple I and Apple II designs but he did the more important part of turning them into a product that would change the world. I don't deny that.
Steve Wozniak
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
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Thats what this President doesnt seem to understand. Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesnt work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.
Mitt Romney
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
Hussein Nishah
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Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
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Less is more and usually more effective.
Steve Jobs
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I want to put a ding in the universe.
Steve Jobs
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I want to put a ding in the universe.
Steve Jobs
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I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
Steve Jobs
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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Steve Jobs
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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
Unknown
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