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Teacher Retirement Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!
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Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
Charles Baxter
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Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry Adams
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.
Johann Georg Von Zimmermann
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
Unknown
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
Unknown
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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Old teachers never die; they just grade away.
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Thomas Antrim
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