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White Elephant Gag Giftift Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes, you start with the drawing and then the gag comes to you in the middle of it. That is when you start working on the solution of the gag, which is composition, placing, equilibrium, and character design.
Sergio Aragones
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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Gag me with a spoon!
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I tried, but I guess I dont have a gag reflex.
Rachel Berry
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In the end, everything is a gag.
Charlie Chaplin
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If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it.
Sergio Aragones
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The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag.
Robert Englund
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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If we can but tear the blindfold of self-deception from our eyes and loosen the gag of self-denial from our voices, we can restore our country to greatness.
Theodore C Sorensen
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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
Charlie Sheen
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
Charlie Sheen
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I honestly do feel and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this but I feel like I'm one of the luckiest people in the world.
Jonathan Banks
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns.
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