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White Elephant Gag Giftift Quotes & Sayings
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Bill Mauldin
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
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Carl Barks
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The very first time I was on a car in Atlanta, I saw the conductor - all conductors are white - ask a Negro woman to get up and take a seat farther back in order to make a place for a white man. I have also seen white men requested to leave the Negro section of the car.
Ray Stannard Baker
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If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
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It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
Aerosmith
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Black boy, white boy, Clean black boy, white boy clothes, Black boy, white boy style, Makes the black girl, white girl notice me, Everybody looking like what do I have on.
Travis Porter
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
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It goes in one Ear, and right out the other, people talkin' shit, but you know I never bother
Cage The Elephant
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Samuel Richardson
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Charlie Chaplin
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