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Your Mama So Fat She Stepped On The Scale Quotes & Sayings
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There is another common misapprehension that the magnitude scale is itself some kind of instrument or apparatus. Visitors will frequently ask to 'see the scale.'
Charles Francis Richter
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I miss you mama :/ but I'm coming home this weekend! My mom is my life and I love her so much. Shes been there since day one. For my mama.
Dahvie Vanity
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Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama Get on the floor and move your booty moma.
Black Eyed Peas
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I hate when people say you look just like yo mama." Who am I supposed to look like? Your mama?
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This would be a distortion of their meaning, since the pictures are intimate and intense, and are the opposite of what is decorative; and have been painted in a scale of normal living rather than an institutional scale.
Mark Rothko
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I suppose subconsciously I was thinking in terms of having the scale of it matching the scale of the images. Hence the sort of string quartet, jazz band and electronic stuff.
Jonny Greenwood
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Think on a 50-year scale, which is a much more natural time-scale for global warming. The US is right now spending about 200 million dollars annually on research into renewable energy.
Bjorn Lomborg
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I soon realised that what had happened on a small scale cannot necessarily be repeated on a larger scale. The stones were so big that the amount of heat required was prohibitively expensive and wasteful.
Andy Goldsworthy
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Incidentally, the usual designation of the magnitude scale to my name does less than justice to the great part that Dr. Gutenberg played in extending the scale to apply to earthquakes in all parts of the world.
Charles Francis Richter
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I know my mama prayin for me, I hope your mama prayin too. Cause me and my ni...s gotta eat, well die over these canned foods.
Ace Hood
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
Unknown
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Christmas Tip: This Christmas instead of gifting your fat girlfriend a weighing scale, try gifting her a handsome fitness trainer and watch the results. Merry Christmas.
Unknown
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People say you favor assassination, what do you think war is? Except that it's assassination on a much larger scale, a much more horrific scale.
John Bolton
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Romantic Lady, single baby. Mmh, sophisticated mama Uuh! Come on, you disco Lady, yeah Stay with me tonight, mama.
Kool And The Gang
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
Unknown
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Everybody is a product of their environment. So before I could get mad at my daddy I had to stop and think 'what the hell did his mama do to him? And what the hell did her mama do to her?' and so on and so forth. Somebody's got to be smart enough to break the cycle because I don't need my kids talking about me like that someday.
Lisa Left Eye
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Mama likkle princess gone bad. Daddy's likkle angel bruk out. Mama likkle pearl, tell mi seh she ready fi di world. Walkin' out...
Tarrus Riley
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