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Government Quotes About Funny
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19 Government quotes tagged with Funny.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.
Nikhil Saluja
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
Piet Hein
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It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
Will Durant
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Victor Hugo
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
Dennis Miller
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The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Jerome K Jerome
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Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
Walter Walker
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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
Will Rogers
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Milton Berle
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Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
Jay Leno
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
Bill Maher
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