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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Wear a sticker that says, IÃââìââm a retard Try to swim in the floor
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*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B: Naaaaw *hugs* why? S: I broke his black ops disc B: *pushes her away* YOU DID WHAT?!?!? OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! S: But.... B: OUT
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Boy:*kneels down on one knee* girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy* boy:*looks up nd smiles* Ive been wanting to do this for a long time girl:*blushes more* boy:*ties shoe* EPIC FAIL XD
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Guy1: Did you know that sugar is the only word in the English language that the su makes a sh sound? Guy2: Really? Guy1: Yeah, for sure.
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I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body. It feels so good, you make me all hot and wet... I love the shower. What were you thinking?
Sheryne Books
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad:I didn't Girl:where did you go? Dad:to get you icecream:D Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad:so I could get it for free
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop! Mother: If your heart was broken you'd be dead. SHUT UP . it's 3am Me: -_- Thanks mom.......
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO !!! Guy ( 16 years ) : ... Ok .. Child ( 4 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : OMG, he's sooo cute ! Yes I wan't
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When a guy stares at you in class, it's adorable. when a girl stares at you in class, it's like. WTF.are.you.looking.at. ìì Like if you agree (:
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What's teenage love? It's staying up late for each other, and barely staying awake in class the next day. It's passing each other in between classes and stopping to say hi, but ending up running to your next class right before the bell rings. It's going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with a silence that's comfortable. it's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping onto your shoulders and resting your head in his arms. it's walking around at night, for no reason at all; his chest, her head, looking at the stars. It's the uncertainty of how long it will last, a risk you're both willing to take, even if it means you'll have a broken heart. It's not yet true love, not like, nor lust, nor infatuation. it's teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our hearts and never go away
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right? Me: Nooo mom, we're just friends. Mom: I think he likes you. Me: -_- Anyone elses mom do this? Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right? Me: Nooo mom, we're just friends. Mom: I think he likes you. Me: -_- Anyone elses mom do this?
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose? About six people rose their hands to answer his question. He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone. She stood up and her exact words were- I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible.
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded No, this is Patrick. MADE. MY. LIFE.
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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