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Robert Benchley Funny Quotes
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5 entries tagged Funny quotes by Robert Benchley.
Last updated May 2024
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
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