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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I am two with nature.
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