Its So Funny The Way I Get Poetic When I Am Single But When I Am In A Relationship I Suck At Poetry!

I loved you once, I love you twice, I love you more than beans and rice!

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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'

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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.

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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.

Gene Wilder

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I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.

Matthew Perry

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Its so funny how we set qualifications for the right person to love, while at the back of our minds we know that the person we truly love will always be an exception

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Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love.

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