My Mom Used To Say That To Me If She Caught Me Doin Stuff, Like One Time I Was Jerkin My Gerkin And She Said, 'Is This Where You Wanna Be When Jesus Comes Back?' - SearchQuotes

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My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she said, 'Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?'

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