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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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