You Kicked My Di.. Out Of The House. You Made My Di.. Homeless. And Out Of Doors Is A Place Where Pen..es Dont Generally Fare Well. So My Homeless Di.. Now Must Seek Shelter Where And Whence It Can. - SearchQuotes

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You kicked my di.. out of the house. You made my di.. homeless. And out of doors is a place where pen..es dont generally fare well. So my homeless di.. now must seek shelter where and whence it can.

Hank Moody

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