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Kevin Hart Quotes & Sayings
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85 entries tagged including 20 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Kevin Hart Topics
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If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
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You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?
Kevin Hart
121 Likes
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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I finally saw the @charliesheen interview & I must say that the shit was EPIC....I am now on a drug called "Kevin Hart" WINNING LOL
Kevin Hart
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Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
Kevin Hart
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Wtf is going on? I just caught 2 thugs walking out of justin bieber's new movie "Never Say"........lmao
Kevin Hart
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Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Kevin Hart
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
Kevin Hart
334 Likes
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Kevin Hart
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Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Kevin Hart
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If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fu..ed up!
Kevin Hart
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I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Kevin Hart
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We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Kevin Hart
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Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat it is??!!
Kevin Hart
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You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Kevin Hart
291 Likes
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bi...!
Kevin Hart
393 Likes
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