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Stephen Wright Quotes & Sayings
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33 entries tagged including 29 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, Hey, maybe I wrote that.
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
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Boy, life takes a long time to live
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I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar.
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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
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He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.
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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
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