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W C Fields Quotes & Sayings
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88 entries tagged including 23 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.
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I drink therefore I am.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
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