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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer s.. raises some pretty good questions
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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S.. relieves tension - love causes it.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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S.. is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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S.. is nobody's business except the three people involved
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between s.. and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
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