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A Fart On Thomas Putnam Quotes & Sayings
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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An enthusiast broods over the oppression of a people till he fancies himself commissioned by Heaven to liberate them. He ventures the attempt, which ends in little else than his own execution.
George Haven Putnam
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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I had been offered fellowships to enter as a graduate student at either Harvard or Princeton. But the Princeton fellowship was somewhat more generous, since I had not actually won the Putnam competition... Thus Princeton became the choice for my graduate study location.
John Forbes Nash Jr
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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