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A Fart Upon Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "A Fart Upon" sorted by relevance. 33 matching entries found.
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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I hate boys that fart and shit in front of me/on the phone to me.
Unknown
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Now the buds on the stems are like trees in an orchid. Anybody in the room who don't smoke weed is gettin' torch lit. By the smoke ni...s, choke ni...s, cough and they fart. Need to quit it but they still tryin' to hit it too hard.
Devin Tha Dude
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Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other, for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in the tent scene I literally grabbed your breast. And its very difficult to remain in the moment. Also, in that tent scene, I cant really get over the fact that the world thought sounds like fart.
Robert Pattinson
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As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line. As long as we continue tracking the every deed and fart of the Paris Hiltons and Kevin Federlines among us, we will continue to come out sixteenth best with regard to producing and introducing to the human race things of true substance worth appreciating for their aesthetic ingenuity.
Anthony Beal
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