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d..k's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
Bo Burnham
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The real composer thinks about his work the whole time; he is not always conscious of this, but he is aware of it later when he suddenly knows what he will do.
Igor Stravinsky
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.
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Getting involved with pointless drama is stupid, there is more important things in life than to worry about than what someone thinks of you.
Unknown
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The skeptic does not mean him who doubts, but him who investigates or researches, as opposed to him who asserts and thinks that he has found.
Miguel De Unamuno
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Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends.
Norman Douglas
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Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages.
Irene Peter
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This age thinks better of a gilded fool Than of a threadbare saint in wisdom's school.
Thomas Dekker
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The President of the United States thinks that for the Japanese opium is more dangerous than war.
Townsend Harris
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
Finley Peter Dunne
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A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.
Julie Burchill
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So long as you've got your friends about you, and a good positive attitude, you don't really have to care what everyone else thinks.
Gail Porter
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When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I'll let them down. My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I'm good.
Casey Affleck
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One often thinks that using 2 different things like visual and sound lead to 2 different conclusions - to a different content - but in in my case it is all one.
Alva Noto
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The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Archibald MacLeish
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Christopher Hampton
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
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I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that.
Ellen Burstyn
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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