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Christmas Toilet Paper Roll Quotes & Sayings
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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Genuine, but a toilet paper fraud. Yuh nuh inna dat while living large.
Mad Cobra
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
Mac Miller
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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Peg Bracken
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope
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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
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Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift paper. He is Santa Claus and he's going to simply send you to me, cause I added you to my wish-list this Christmas. Happy Xmas day to you!
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens
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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Burton Hillis
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Hamilton Wright Mabie
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For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
W J Tucker
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge
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fu.. underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fu.. toilet paper.
Ace Hood
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I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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