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Prayer should be the means by which I, at all times, receive all that I need, and, for this reason, be my daily refuge, my daily consolation, my daily joy, my source of rich and inexhaustible joy in life.
John Chrysostom
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It's funny when you interact with someone so appalling, it makes you more appreciative of the people you're with daily.
Unknown
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We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well.
George MacDonald
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Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.
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I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from The View.
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To be obliged to beg our daily happiness from others bespeaks a more lamentable poverty than that of him who begs his daily bread.
Charles Caleb Colton
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There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.
Ralph Nader
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
Woodrow Wilson
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People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
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God meets daily needs daily not weekly, or annually. He will give you what you need when it is needed.
Max Lucado
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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Patrick Moore
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Rather than set aside daily time for prayer, I pray constantly and spontaneously about everything I encounter on a daily basis. When someone shares something with me, I'll often simply say, 'let's pray about this right now.'
Thomas Kinkade
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We are not cured of alcoholism. What we have is a daily reprieve contingent on the maintenance of our spiritual condition. Every day is a day when we must carry the vision of God's will into all of our daily activities.
William Griffith Wilson
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I only knew about daily life. It was said, well, it isn't everybody's daily life. That is why I started.
Martha Gellhorn
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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.
Jon Stewart
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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There is a reason for which we rise daily and see a new day ahead of us. Something good is waiting for us. Hope is The name of that sun that is rising within us daily.
Subash Malik
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You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine.
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In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives are the ones that we inevitably have to face, like old age, illness, and death. Trying to avoid our problems or simply not thinking about them may provide temporary rel.
Dalai Lama
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