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Damn Funny Morning Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Damn Funny Morning" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the damn place and she want me to cu. all over her damn face.
Kanye West
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Damn she bad, damn she thick, and I may not know perfect but damn she it.
Lil Wayne
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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Well you wake up in the morning, hear the ding dong ring. You go a-marching to the table, see the same damn thing.
Lead Belly
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage.
Kanye West
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