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Damn Funny Morning Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Damn Funny Morning" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Thank you Lord for waking me up this morning with a new mind and attitude. Thank you for forgiving me of all my sins. Continue to have your way and being God in every situation I go through. Bless this day and bless all of my family and friends! Keep them in your arms at all times! In Jesus name I pray, amen.
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Damn, ain't it funny how time pass? Only ni... in first class.
Wiz Khalifa
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Sunday morning is like Monday morning except with better coffee and less bullshit.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.
Sinclair Lewis
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I don't give a damn about what they're doing overseas all I know is gas is too damn high.
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Fools, most linguists. Damn all to say in one language, so they learn another and say damn all in that.
John Le Carre
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.
Unknown
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That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Jim Carrey
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Damn girl Damn you'se a s..y chick
David Guetta
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Don't worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.
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You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Michael Blackson
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I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning, good morning, Mister Blues. I wonder, I wonder what you're doin' here so soon.
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Why do you get up in the morning?
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But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be, Be glad I'm not in her damn panties, Got her damn handy, How you going to ever ask stop carrying candy, I'm going to sell to anybody in your damn family, Your Uncle Tom, your Aunt Tammy, your Grandmammy, Your right hand man Randy, understand me, in Atlanta I got an outlandish land piece and a matching land, Desert Calasandi.
Camron
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