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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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How can androids have babies?
Goku
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People may or may not say what they mean... but they always say something designed to get what they want.
David Mamet
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If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
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Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
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All newborn babies are ugly.
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All babies are beautiful.
Jeanne Calment
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Well, that's what it was bloody well designed to do, wasn't it?
Frank Whittle
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I have never designed a language for its own sake.
Niklaus Wirth
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Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
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They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
Paul Reiser
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We had our own baby boom.
Patricia Sullivan
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These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
Elizabeth II
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All babies want to get borned. - Su Chin
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Men are such babies. -Anastasia
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
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Babies are always the best actors.
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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'I love crying babies when I'm on a plane.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Alec Issigonis
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There is no reason that the universe should be designed for our convenience.
John D Barrow
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