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Egg Funny Quotes & Sayings
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That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg.
Gresham Barrett
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
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The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
Zora Neale Hurston
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
Hans Christian Anderson
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.
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Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.
Walter Benjamin
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I don't have any blindness when it comes to my money. As an actor, you can get distracted by your work. I do keep an eye on my nest egg, if you will.
Judd Nelson
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Next time I'm coming in on an egg. It's a real show-stopper! I want to do it! I like it because it's about who you are. I like that about her. She always does something totally outrageous because that's what GaGa is. You go!
Miley Cyrus
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Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg? The Bible, Job 6:6
Frank A Clark
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
Bernard Meltzer
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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
Pamela Hansford Johnson
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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We like to forget that in fact everything in our life is chance, from our genesis out of the encounter of spermatozoon and egg onward.
Sigmund Freud
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Maya Angelou
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I used to work a lot on food issues and every time somebody predicted that production would be inadequate they got egg on their face a year or two later.
Susan George
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I was in Yorkshire. We were a family of five and I used to be sent sometimes to get the rations for the week and I was easily able to carry them back. It was like one egg and a tiny bit of tea.
Judi Dench
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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