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Egg Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
Solomon Burke
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We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink egg salad. I miss it.
Olivia Munn
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Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix
Christina Baldwin
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
Arnold H Glasgow
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I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.
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Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
Guy De Maupassant
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You know if their Twitter default picture is still an egg they're ugly.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
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Happy easter everyone. I miss easter egg hunting. Is it weird for adults to do that?
Mark Salling
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That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
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fu.. that pu... til her legs break. Bustin. Got a dirty dozen of them brown thangs waitin in a room like an egg crate.
Machine Gun Kelly
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That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg on your face. You have to commit. You can't think about how stupid it might look without the special effects.
Victoria Pratt
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Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics.
Ann Richards
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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
Pamela Hansford Johnson
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Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringing off the hook, you're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion. The doctor* said my mom should have had an abortion.
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There is a real opportunity right now as parents and grandparents to come up with a plan that leaves our kids with something better than we have; that is, an opportunity to own, build, and grow a nest egg of their own.
Norm Coleman
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold...but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Unknown
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I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just be juiced all day.
Chad Ochocinco
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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The oak sleeps with the acorn, the giant sequoia tree sleeps in it's tiny seed. The bird wait's in the egg, God waits for his unfoldment in man.
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