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Fart Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Fart Joke" sorted by relevance. 432 matching entries found.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Unknown
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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