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Fat Joke Comeback Quotes & Sayings
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Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Aesop
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Her a.. fat, you could park ten Taho.. on it.
French Montana
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I can't wait for the time when curves and a little bellie fat will be s..y again!
Shakira
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I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
Nathan Lane
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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Walt Whitman
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Fine. I'll give you both my number. -Fat Amy
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Uh, stay fat, people. Thats my motto. Its no picnic!
Seth Rogen
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That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
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You don't need to be 'petite' to be beautiful. Being 'curvy' doesn't mean your 'fat.'
Unknown
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Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
Peter Boyle
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A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.
Norman Reilly Raine
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Working in front of the camera keeps me alive.
Chow Yun-Fat
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You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
Satchel Paige
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Unknown
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You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many.
Chow Yun-Fat
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
Unknown
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob Woodward
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You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough.
Nia Vardalos
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