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Fat Joke Comeback Quotes & Sayings
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Unknown
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
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It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
Deborah Bull
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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.
Amit Verma
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
Kirstie Alley
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Being Fat, does not give you the right to say you have a Phat Ass.
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face?
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I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger
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