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Fat Joke Comeback Quotes & Sayings
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Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living!
Unknown
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
Jimmy Fallon
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I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.
Kesha
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Anorexia isn't about being fat, it's about having fat.
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I kind of eat anything, so I guess I have to work on that. But all in moderation. When I was in the UK, I had scones with clotted cream, which is like pure fat, but a lot of fat is delicious, so I couldnt help myself.
Anna Kendrick
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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell
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That like a boss moment when you come up with an awesome comeback.
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A comeback in gymnastics is almost impossible in itself.
Shawn Johnson
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I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been.
Billie Holiday
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Being fat and ugly gets tiresome...
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Nothing is wrong with being fat or overweight...
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Complaining about being fat but going to McDonalds anyway
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I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
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I do a movie once every four years and they call it a comeback.
Pam Grier
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Comeback is a good word, man.
Mickey Rourke
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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And I'm also looking for a comeback record and it has to touch a lot of people.
Taylor Dayne
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