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Friends Are Like Condoms Quotes & Sayings
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We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.
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You can have many friends But Best friends are hard to find. The friends who stops you from bad deeds are indeed the best friends.
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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Do not have evil-doers for friends, do not have low people for friends: have virtuous people for friends, have for friends the best of men.
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Well, you don't get to do things that other children get to do, having friends and slumber parties and buddies. There were none of that for me. I didn't have friends when I was little. My brothers were my friends.
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I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun though, I just get the rush of it.
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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When your friends are ignoring you that means they weren't your friends from the beginning, they where just acting like it.
Nishan Panwar
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If your friends cause you to lie or pretend about liking or disliking, enjoying or loathing something. If you're having to change yourself for them. They were never friends to begin with. Choose them wisely.
Bella Shaw
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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Don't confuse party friends with real friends. When its time to have fun you'll have a lot of party friends. Real friends are always around.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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