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Friends Are Like Condoms Quotes & Sayings
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
Usher Raymond
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Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.
Richard Pryor
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Before my friends, I didn't know who I was... But now I do. My friends are the ones that understand me and help me when I need it, my friends make me happy when skies are gray... They make me who I really am today.
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Do not have evil-doers for friends, do not have low people for friends: have virtuous people for friends, have for friends the best of men.
Dhammapada
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
Martin F Nolan
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Elementary school: 30 friends. Middle school: 20 friends. High school: 10 friends. College: 3 Real friends.
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I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
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Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!
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Friends are nice to have, but don't let friends slow up your progression. Follow your dreams, not your friends. Real ones understand.
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When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
Henry Miller
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I'd rather be a friendless loser, than have a bunch of friends who secretly hate me.
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Follow your heart and not your friends...when you're making decisions.
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You may have a lot of friends in your life but the question is that who are the real ones???
Samue Jebaraj
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I have a lot of friends, but now I realize only a few of them are really true to me.
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Friends are like pillars on your porch. Sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you.
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You can list your friends but you can't count on them.
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trusting someone is a key part of having friends. If you want to have friends don't exploit there secrets.
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