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Fuckin Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Fuckin" sorted by relevance. 220 matching entries found.
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Now tell me who want to fu.. with us? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust I bang and let your fu..in brains hang, snitches. fu.. all them able bi...es with riches.
Barrington Levy
17 Likes
Music is a stepping stone to get to my goal. I want to be able to create a Movie and do an entire Soundtrack myself. That hasn't been done for a long time. I think the last time it was done was probably Prince, or fu..in' Curtis Mayfield, or some shit like that. Babyface got busy with the Soul Food Soundtrack, but nothin' edgy has came out.
Dr Dre
6 Likes
I'm a fu..in nerd, and I'm fat. Nyeeah I'm a nerd. Calculus, addition, but I don't give a fu.. cuz ho.. love me, I'm a nerd yeah yeah yeah.
Lil B
10 Likes
fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
9 Likes
Pac Div, knuckle heads, nothing for you bucket heads. Got my cheese, got my lettuce, now I need my fu..in bread.
Pac Div
2 Likes
Right up the avenue, fly as a parachute, high as a paratroop ..ER, before he deployed, u ain't a d-boy, you a fu..in' decoy, you ain't Bruce Lee or Bruce Leroy,can't kick it Bruce Bruce you a comedy boy.
Curren$y
15 Likes
Right up the avenue, fly as a parachute, high as a paratroop ..ER, before he deployed, u ain't a d-boy, you a fu..in' decoy, you ain't Bruce Lee or Bruce Leroy,can't kick it Bruce Bruce you a comedy boy.
Currensy
5 Likes
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think...You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your a.. out there and you find that fu..in' dog!
Billy Madison
3 Likes
Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fu..in' with
Nicki Minaj
74 Likes
I'm Tony Montana! You fu.. with me, you fu..in' with the best!
Tony Montana
61 Likes
Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha talk about...they fu..in hate it but you gonna have to understand thats the way it is.....Have you eva caught a muthafu..a starin at you with the I just caught the stomach virus face?..you ever just out yo peripheral like.......like everything bout you just fu.. with them.
Katt Williams
143 Likes
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I have a duty to myself to do the best that I can do at anything that I'm doing. And right now Hip Hop is at the top of my list as far as things that I like to do. I would probably never stop doing Hip Hop. I'll probably be fu..in' 70 years old still tryin' to see whats happenin' out on the streets just to stay in touch and do Hip Hop records. That's just what I love doin'! But like I said, I definitely venture off into some other things if that answered your question.
Dr Dre
2 Likes
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout ni...s aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha fu..in life and take some responsibility bi.... What you mean to say is all the ni...s you fu.. wit aint shit. You need to figure out what it is about your pu... that keep attractin aint shit ni...s.
Katt Williams
398 Likes
Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fu..in' up the rotation. -Smokey
Friday
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Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fu..in' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA.
Bill Hicks
35 Likes
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
228 Likes
I got racks on top of racks. Uh! stacks on top of stacks. Uh! Bands on top of bands. Uh, got me fu..in her. Uh! and her friends. Flocka!
Waka Flocka
5 Likes
Set It Off? My shit was Wack in that, Man! I don't feel like I'm a good Actor. I feel like I can do it and I think I'm getting better at it. I think I'm gonna try it next year. Me & Snoop are gonna try and do something. But the reason I haven't done it this far is because I don't think I'm that good at it. Straight up, I didn't think I was that good at it. Over this last year I've been doin' a lotta tests just fu..in' around at home. Practicin' my actin' and havin' people film me, gettin' a couple of my friends that are Actors; just actin' 'em out and what have you. I think I can pull it off now. So next year sometime you'll probably see me on that silver screen. Me & Snoop are plannin' to do a mixture of Car Wash and a Ghetto-ass Odd Couple. (I let out a good laugh at the thought of it) So that's what we gonna try to do.
Dr Dre
11 Likes
George Lucas definitely has a right to be trippin' on me because the sound at the beginning of my album does sound like his shit. Actually we got the idea from him. And it's like, any-fu..ing-body can hear that. So he definitely has a legitimate argument and I can't argue that. That's why I'm payin' him the money that he wants. Am I Player-Hatin' on Napster? Um, no. No. I would have no reason to even speak on Napster if they wasn't fu..in' with my music. I'm one of the few individuals in this business that owns his Masters. My Masters come back to me after a certain period of time. And this is something that my kids are gonna be able to eat on in the future, Period.. Napster is just a new high-tech way of Bootlegging, Period! That's all it is and fu.. that! A lotta people involved with Napster are talking about music should be free. Well how the fu.. are we supposed to make it? It costs to make it! Straight up, this is my job! I bet you there's nobody at Napster that's workin' for free
Dr Dre
12 Likes
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
16 Likes
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