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Funny But Seriousumptions Oscar Wilde Christmas Tree Quotes & Sayings
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Enjoy a couple of meals illuminated only by the Christmas tree.
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Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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The Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such a thoughtful and beautiful gift.
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Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fu..in' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfu..in' tin can.
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