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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan.
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.
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