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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of a vending machine at once.
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There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
Aldous Huxley
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I like being silly, I like being funny, I'm a child at heart really.
Unknown
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The parents exist to teach the child, but also they must learn what the child has to teach them; and the child has a very great deal to teach them
Arnold Bennett
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The parents exist to teach the child, but also they must learn what the child has to teach them; and the child has a very great deal to teach them.
Arnold Bennett
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
Don Marquis
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One of the most obvious facts about grown-ups, to a child, is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Randall Jarrell
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The child who desires education will be bettered by it; the child who dislikes it disgraced.
John Ruskin
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We cannot say that if a child is badly nourished he will become a criminal. We must see what conclusion the child has drawn.
Alfred Adler
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To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness.
J B Priestley
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To give a child animal products is a form of child abuse.
Neal Barnard
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Once I started dancing, I was not the spoiled brat or the rebellious child that I was as a child.
Suzanne Farrell
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To outlive one's child is a terrible thing, but to do so because your child has taken his or her life is horrible.
Pierre Salinger
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I've always been a headstrong girl. I had my first child at 17, and it was a mistake, but I got a beautiful child out of it.
Anna Benson
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The future will be the child of the past and the present, even if a rebellious child.
George Crumb
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A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled.
James A Baldwin
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The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.
John Lubbock
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The child who acts unlovable is the child who most needs to be loved.
Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
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