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Funny Farmer Quotes & Sayings
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
Walter Scott
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My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
Lenny Kravitz
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I think we will see better vaccines within the next 15 years, but I'm not a scientist and am focused on the short-term - what will happen in the interim.
Paul Farmer
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I think God just died of old age. And, when I realized that he wasn't any more, it didn't shock me. It seemed natural and right!
Frances Farmer
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The duty of the individual farmer, at this time, is to increase his production, particularly of food crops.
David F Houston
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If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
James Herriot
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Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to have an early start
Edgar Watson Howe
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The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you're a Dairy Farmer, and you're forced to watch helplessly as your livelihood trickles away.
Unknown
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So I can't show you how, exactly, health care is a basic human right. But what I can argue is that no one should have to die of a disease that is treatable.
Paul Farmer
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Inner city education must change. Our responsibility is not merely to provide access to knowledge; we must produce educated people.
James L Farmer Jr
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They're thinking of turning the peasant into an educated man. Why, first of all they should make him a good and prosperous farmer and then he'll learn all that is necessary for him to know.
Nikolai Gogol
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Love is to the heart what the summer is to the farmer's year - it brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul.
Unknown
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It puzzled me that other people hadn't found out, too. God was gone. We were younger. We had reached past him. Why couldn't they see it? It still puzzles me.
Frances Farmer
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I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didn't believe them.
Frances Farmer
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My mother's passion for something more, to write a different destiny for a dirt-poor farmer's daughter, was to shape my entire life.
Faye Dunaway
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Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a mortgage beats 'em all.
Will Carleton
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It is clear that the pharmaceutical industry is not, by any stretch of the imagination, doing enough to ensure that the poor have access to adequate medical care.
Paul Farmer
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My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldn't understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.
David Antin
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